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Oct 16, 2006, 12:07 AM // 00:07
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Academy Page
Join Date: Sep 2006
Guild: The Spearmen [치치치치]
Profession: Me/
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If WWII was a FPS
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0J0: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: Eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0J0: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler[AoE]: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj paTTon paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF Eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny-tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny-tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny-tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111 *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no rez! T0J0: thats bullsh*t u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny-tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny-tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny-tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.* source: http://www.4guysfromviewpoint.com/?p=76 |
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Oct 16, 2006, 12:09 AM // 00:09
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada
Guild: Demon of the Fall [Opet]
Profession: Mo/Me
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*lawl*
Pretty damn messy though =/ Yes, I realize it was meant to be a parody of the internetz. |
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Oct 16, 2006, 12:38 AM // 00:38
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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lol that is great!
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Oct 16, 2006, 03:27 AM // 03:27
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2006
Guild: The Shadowed Assassins
Profession: W/Mo
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Oct 16, 2006, 06:23 AM // 06:23
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
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Pwnageroflsaucecakes.
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Oct 16, 2006, 06:28 AM // 06:28
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: In a Black Hole
Guild: less
Profession: E/
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if WWII was an Fps, there would have been Health packs everywhere:P
very funny  .
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Oct 16, 2006, 06:36 AM // 06:36
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Chicago IL
Guild: Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]
Profession: W/P
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By the way, did you mean "RTS" instead of "FPS"?
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Nov 14, 2006, 12:59 AM // 00:59
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Nov 2005
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It's an old joke from the SCBW WWII UMS games. Hillarious!
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Nov 14, 2006, 01:48 AM // 01:48
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Ohio, USA ftw!
Guild: Icu Gaming
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Haha, great. I remember reading this ages ago in a different forum.
Nice to read again, though! =) |
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Nov 14, 2006, 03:06 AM // 03:06
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Error Seven Operators [Call]
Profession: W/
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Yea, I've seen this before too. Always hilarious to read!
My favorite part: Quote:
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Nov 14, 2006, 04:45 AM // 04:45
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I Didn't Do It
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: Mo/
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I've read this before a few times, and every time I get a good laugh out of it. It seems no matter what kinda forum I go to, I always see this.
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Nov 14, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
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If I had a nickel for every time I've seen this, you'd all be able to see a great golden statue of me from outer space
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Nov 14, 2006, 06:30 AM // 06:30
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La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Oh, how I do miss those days... 
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Stay Breezy
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Nov 14, 2006, 02:29 PM // 14:29
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: UK
Guild: PxR
Profession: R/
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OLD
...but very good
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Nov 15, 2006, 01:59 AM // 01:59
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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I'd seen this ages ago somewhere; it's still funny though.
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Nov 15, 2006, 03:03 AM // 03:03
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Dallas, TX
Guild: The International Terrorists [USA]
Profession: W/Mo
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I've never seen this and I think it's histarical great post man!
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Nov 15, 2006, 02:38 PM // 14:38
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: stranded in vabbi this time
Guild: None [N/A]
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lol, saw it before but still funny. couldn't have done any better with it.
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